I’ve gotten a lot of questions about where I got Waffles. Besides his breeder information in the “About Waffles” page, here’s a recipe for your own waffles (ingredients pictured above):
23% racing stripe
14% otter whiskars
28% cute
1% turbo button
15% thirst of a camel
4% bunny feet
33% awkward laying style
10% lazy ear blended with happy ear
45% love of upsidedown world
and a jar of peanutbutter to himself.